getoffmybloghoe:

you masturbate? ejaculater! sorry i dont deal with sinners

(via sleeker-meeker)


frostied:

cute boys with girlfriends ruin everything

(via dulect)


pincie:

Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):

-your weight

-your clothing choice

-your amount of make up

-having sex

-not having sex

-breast size

-having your period

-saying no

-not appreciating catcalls 

-masturbating

-body hair

(via seedy)


jetbag:

if only i could lose weight as fast as people lose interest in me 

(via jessicabanks)


canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via dulect)


neuksei:

even if u dont like miley cyrus u kinda do like miley cyrus

(via dulect)


hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(via crystallized-teardrops)


koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

(via crystallized-teardrops)


monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

(via pizza)


plot twist: he likes you back